I was cautioned at a young age that there are certain things little girls just shouldn't say or do, like swear, sit with their legs apart, or tell Grandma that she smells like banana-nut bread and old socks.

Thank god I didn't listen. 

If I listened to everything I was told, I wouldn't have played spin the bottle with my stinky neighbor Teddy, traded my PB&J's for Pokémon cards, or watched television shows like Chelsea Latley;  what a depressing life that would be.

Through my rebellious existence of finger sucking, fence hopping, and groin kicking, I learned where the excitement in life comes from. It comes from those who don't play by the rules. (See Chelsea Handler)

This fast-rising, female comedian from New Jersey is known for saying what may be on your mind, but would never come out of your mouth.  A true trailblazer, Chelsea has forged her own path, (complete with a top-rated television show and three New York Times Best Selling books) exposing her fearless humor and wit.

And lucky you, she is coming to Minneapolis on April 3^rd.

If you already have plans, avoid them like the plague. Tell your banana-nut grandmother you have to cancel and ditch your red-headed sister. This show will indisputably be better than anything else you could cook up on a Saturday night.

-Ally Taubenheim,
Marketing Intern

• Add new comment